Welcome to Urban Tails
For Derpy Pets Only
Explore the world where your pets live their punniest lives.
Meowtropolis
A city for cats by cats with cats of cats
Pwincess (she/her)
Pwincess is a tiny tabby with a spicy attitude. She used rule over her colony under I-5 until a mysterious force snatched her up. Now she spends her days in disguise with Tsuppi, adjusting to plebian life. Will she ever get back to her throne or will she have a change of heart?
Tsuppi (he/him)
Tsuppi was kidnapped and dropped off on a doorstep of an animal shelter one random night. The chaos of the shelter caused him to suffer from anxiety and overgrooming until he escaped and found a home in the burbs. Pwincess showed up one day and now he spends his days doting over her like her dark knight. Will his feelings ever be reciprocated?
Mooncake (he/him)
Mooncake used to be a C-suite executive in the tech industry until he realized it was sucking the life out of him. One day he disappeared into the forest to live a hermit life, cultivating local plants and protecting the land from invasive species. But not everything in his past is dead. And are these plants growing sentient??
Stupid Cat (she/her)
No back story. She’s just a stupid cat and we love her ^_^
Poki (he/him)
Trash Poki lives with his boyfriend Pabu! Together, they take care of the foster home for kitties. Poki came by one day just to help volunteer but it quickly became love at first sight. They love hosting holiday gatherings together and celebrating in full festive attire.
Pabu (he/him)
Pabu is the sworn guardian of foster shelter, looking after the new kittens that keep popping up on his front steps. He takes his job very seriously and can be very stoic. But this doesn’t stop the kids from dressing him up to have catnip tea with them. Despite his quiet and serious demeanor, he has a soft spot for them.
Chicken (she/her)
Chicken is Oliver’s roommate! She’s VERY extroverted and loves meeting new people. Her favorite hobby is sitting in her office chair spinning in circles.
Oliver (he/him)
Oliver is Chicken’s roommate! He’s much more introverted and reserved than her but gets very attached once you get close to him. Oliver also deals with FIV, Feline Immunodeficiency Virus, so he gets sick a bit more often but the free vetcare helps him get right back up! n
Kosmo (he/him)
Kosmo is a bit of a space cadet, figuratively and literally. You can catch him floating about Urban Tails, a little spud zoning out in zero gravity. When he’s back on the surface, he stays super active to maintain muscle mass by playing with a balled up reusable grocery bag and running around the outdoors with a weighted vest.
Mochi (he/him)
Wanted for 7 different crimes in San Nyancisco, ranging from identity theft to second degree manslaughter. Has come up with 35 elaborate escape plans with his evil twin, Miso, who he meets through the magic mirror. Unfortunately, all of them have been thwarted by the fact that he fears even the tiniest gusts of wind. Previously held for insect management and fluffy cuddles, he is now rumored to have escaped to New Baark City.
New Bark City & Baarklyn
It’s a dog eat hot dog world.
Grandpa (he/him)
Grandpa is a yuppie, a young puppy, living in New Bark City! He loves the city life and always finds great things to do, like finding good sticks! He also loves travelling, hiking the outdoors, and sitting down with a good book. His favorite novel is “Old Yeller” and aspires to be like him one day.
Chewie (he/him)
Chewie is a senior dog living in Baarklyn. He doesn’t like things being too loud, people being in his yard, or the cold. Despite his age, he has lots of energy, although occasional health problems. Nothing the free vetcare can’t handle!
Daisy (she/her)
You can find Daisy haunting the cemetaries of Baarklyn. For a ghost, she’s rather quiet and shy, but once you get to know her, she loves getting astral chin scratches. She’s also fluent in mandarin.
Lawson (he/him)
Lawson is a competitive food eater. He trains everyday, from morning to night. His favorite song is “Eye of the Tiger,” and he loves running up stairs. He’s super committed to his craft.
Nagah (she/her)
Nagah lives in the Barktic Circle but commutes to work in New Baark City using the HyperBoop. She is the current CEO of PETSTIX, an entertainment company that was originally a subscription service for sticks. Since taking over, she’s been responsible for hits such as The Real HouseCats of Meowtropolis, Whiskerton, Stranger Wings, and Game of Bones.
Wonton (he/him)
Nagah lives in the Barktic Circle but commutes to work in New Baark City using the HyperBoop. She is the current CEO of PETSTIX, an entertainment company that was originally a subscription service for sticks. Since taking over, she’s been responsible for hits such as The Real HouseCats of Meowtropolis, Whiskerton, Stranger Wings, and Game of Bones.
Whiskerton (A Bridgerton Spin-Off) Coming Soon
Romance, Intrigue, Catty drama - you name it
Rengar (he/him)
Meet Rengar, the Whiskered Duc de Clawmont, whose majestic mane and piercing golden eyes command absolute power in the feline courts of 18th-century Versailles. By day, Rengar lounges upon plush velvet cushions, napping amidst the aristocratic intrigue, but by night, he stalks the shadows as the Phantom Claw, pawing his way to defend the kingdom's catnip reserves. Rengar declares: "Liberté, Égalité, Meow-narchie!"
Pwincess The Princess (she/her)
Coming Soon
Tsuppi the Butler (he/him)
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Queens Burrow
Do you hare something out there?
Oreo (she/her)
Coming Soon